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- REVIEWS BOOKS, Page 90You'll Flip
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- By JOHN SKOW
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- TITLE: ET TU, BABE
- AUTHOR: Mark Leyner
- PUBLISHER: Harmony; 168 Pages; $17
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- THE BOTTOM LINE: Channel surfing reaches the printed page,
- with a hyperactive eruption of "Huh, whazzat?" humor.
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- You wouldn't call Mark Leyner's latest comic train wreck
- a great read, but it sure is a helluva flip. In fact, reading
- in the stodgy, outdated sense of paging slowly and attentively
- through a book isn't how you interface with Leyner's hyperactive
- folderol. His stuff is a product rushed to the shelves to fill
- a marketing need: selling books to people who, a generation of
- hotshot young editors earnestly believes, won't and probably
- can't pay attention to more than 200 consecutive words. Since
- Leyner's attention span appears to be about 210 words, or
- three-quarters of a page, before an abrupt and fathomless change
- of topic, he easily outlasts his channel-surfing fans, who can
- flip through his pages making up coherence to please themselves,
- or, as Et Tu, Babe's author does, ignoring it altogether.
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- And it sure is quotable. Any sentence can be wrenched out
- to produce the "Huh, whazzat?" reaction so cherished by
- reviewers. Let's try page 102: "And the tranquillity of the
- summer evening is shattered by another ten-minute nonstop
- barrage of projectile vomiting from the fifth-floor suite of the
- opulent Casa Grundy." Well, not all experiments corroborate the
- speed of light. Another: "I hated the other children . . . My
- incisors grew four to five inches a year: if I'd stopped
- gnawing, my lower incisors would have eventually grown until
- they pushed up into my brain, killing me."
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- What is new and brilliant about this novel is its
- hard-edged irrelevance. It's possible that you might find the
- projectile-vomiting sentence in, perhaps, the 43rd chapter of
- Moby Dick. You never can tell. But if you did, Melville would
- have justified it. Leyner just spouts.
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